Everyone punch orphans what are they gonna do tell their parents?
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on Karien.
Karien: Will I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Will just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day...24 hours mom!
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I saw a kid crying so I asked them where their parents were.
God, I love working at an orphanage!
I love you
I love orphans so atleast they know someone loves them
Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
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I'll give you an A because your awesome s B because you beautiful a C because your caring And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.
The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
If this gets 10 comments 9 (i dont care about likes) i will write a four page easy and post it and its up too u guys what its about
My Greif counseller died, he was so good, i dont even care
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
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What do orgasms and impulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, 'Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!' But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
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Mom: Anna let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time and you the other half that way it will all be fair and I don't have to put up with this crying, I've already got 7 others to take care of.
Anna: I do mom. I have Fred(younger brother) go up and I go down!
Mom: Good. NOW HOW 'BOUT THE REST OF YOU GO PLAY OUTSIDE IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE IT'S THE WARMEST IT'S BEEN ALL YEAR, 45 DEGREES BELOW 0!
Kids: WOW! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
