Care Jokes

I told a joke and some1 said "no one asked" then i said "no one would care to even ask"

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine, and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes. The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.

My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!

Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I DONT WANNA SAY THIS, BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU

I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)

Why do orphans not care about sleep, because they have no one to wake up to

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕

Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?

Because they hate how he cares about family.

What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares

Why is falone mentally disabled?

Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?

If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said... They r recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

“Okay guys, watch very carefully because i can only show you this demonstration once.”

You have to do this and my sister said well I don't care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.

Mom: hey son, what does idk and idc mean?

Son: i don’t know and I don’t care.

Mom: excuse me?

Son: oh, and by the way mum, what’s for dinner?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

What's a cannibals favorite place? A day care

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"