Cant jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.