Cant jokes
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.