Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹