Cant jokes
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.