Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.