Canning jokes
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
What can orphans not do in school?
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?