The man says can you hump me so the other boy says bro bro bro bro bro
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red.. me falling from a 20 story building
Q:Whats a orphans favorite game.... A: the sims 4 cause then they can simulate having a family.
Why can you hit orphans
Because they can't tell their parents
Wife: looks in the mirror Wife: i look fat can you say something positive husband: at least your eyes work
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
"in chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king"
I mean yea the chess board looks like kitchen floor so-
Why cant orphans play baseball? Because they can never get a home run.😭
Can I get a HOYA
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
Your mom said can you get to the dick game
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
she àsked How can you explain a yellow colour to a blind man
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
U can vent here idc
Why do people always bully orphans? Cuz what can they do? tell their parents.
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
