Canning jokes

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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.

The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.

The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.

The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.