Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.