Candle jokes
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
Community talk
Yizkor 🕯
lemme rewrite my poem here the candle is dim, the batteries are dying , times running out, and soon we'll be flying.
flying over fields or sea, on the night and the day, wont you come fly with me, dont you dare be afraid.
the light through my window, it shines bright enough, it isnt the moon though, its the streetlights - not tough.
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