The 25+ Best Burnt Jokes

the name brynley means burnt wood lolololol

911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest

Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.

Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast

Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash." Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔

What did god say when he made the black human? Oh no i burnt another one

My son said he burnt food on accident so I told him he was an accident

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.

What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?

Holy shit, I burnt one.

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!

Apparently I'm not aloud home house fires, but the neighbours their house burnt lovely

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage and she burnt it down luckily she don't have to tell there parents

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas

Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I've burnt the house down what do now do I screw.

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself ," is this hell?"

Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubbas two best friends the three were inseparable agreed.. The first friend said hard to tell can you turn him over the coroner look perplexed but did so nope that's not Bubba. The second friend said he's burnt up pretty bad can you roll him over again the coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway, nope that's not him. Pretty confused the coroner asked how can you tell its not him by rolling him over? well you see Bubba had two assholes, Impossible the coroner replied. The friends said I don't know but everytime we went to town everyone would say here comes Bubba with them to assholes.