Bully jokes

Mirror

  • Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

    Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

    Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

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    Fight

  • If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

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    Girl

  • A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

    Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

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    Orphan

  • If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

    Kid

  • One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

    His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

    Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

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    Orphanage

  • One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

    Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

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