Bully jokes

Kid

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

Yo mama

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

Mirror

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

Memes

Orphan

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Kid

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Family

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Orphanage

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Threesome

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Deal

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

Insult

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Wheelchair

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

Orphan

Why can you bully an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.