Bully jokes

Yo mama

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

Orphanage

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Family

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

Deal

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

Memes

Threesome

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Kid

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Orphan

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Mirror

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

Insult

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Wheelchair

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

Brain

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Wheelchair

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

Insult

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."