Bully jokes

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Bring out your weapons, people.

It's bullying time.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!

My friend's mom: Why you bully me?

Your money, you bully's everything you hate.

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Bully: Your mom hates you.

Orphan: I don't have parents ;)

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

How to stop bullying?

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!