FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CANT BREATHE (I am Paul walker btw)
I help suicidal people
BTW verb not adjective
I have a short TRUE story of how i found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend. when my brother was 12-13 years, he fucked his best friend and i saw it. i was like 4-5 years UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. all i heard was "ahh" and "mmm". the only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". i was so traumatized that i told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "he's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT.. NO YOU DUMBASS. he was playing the game "SEX". more like "GAY SEX". I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that i heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend! i actually got so curious, i opened the door and saw then doing "69". i was blank white after i saw it. i will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it. (just a btw i still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..) (he ain't no virgin not more i guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
What will reddit be without the robot logo?
RedDOT.
(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)
IM SOOOO SAD (I have depression btw)
im black and i have a dying family in my basement that assent ate in 2 weeks they need help btw its a joke lol
My wife told me to hang her the salt so I beat the shit out of her. My names Kyle btw
Jorden Calerendiá. i bet ur a child molester who got out of jail & is not sexualing harrassing kids such as addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw ur rost r not fuckin funny there bullshit like ur face and ur hairline.
Gwen I set out som chats for us just got to pr! btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff so I am usng my schol computer I don't have long but I will make sure to have som tim 4 u
(Thi isn't really a joke btw anyway ) SpongeBob me boy ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours agahgahagahagahagah
this is not a joke its a warning!
you guys are stupid I am an ophan and you better stop doing these btw if you are an ophan put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means please?
Me:
Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge
guys you know any best rape roleplay (im a guy btw)
I cunt not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunt nots to believe there is nothing cunt do. BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck.
Hi my name is unknown guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week! Thanks leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in google forms or own the website. Hint: Pictures of woman. btw for men only!
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes
Hi guys! In my opinoion I think your jokes are non-funny! can you make more sense! Btw who writes jokes about orphan> Thanks for understanding!
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOOMERANG AND MY DAD- MY DAD CAME BACK BTW ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT jakemm4324
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(i'm a girl btw)
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