What do you call an open that has a brother the second one without one
How I Punch my Brother:Wooden Sword How he is it telling Dad:Diomand Sword How hard my Dad is gonna punch me:Warden Punch
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭 Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy 😵
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit faced. Almost closing time brother you gonna snag yeah I'm taking her home he walks over she gathers her things. Walking out together he takes her to his car outback they stay messing around then start having sex he starts to get carried away he looks at down at her she looks up at him and says slow down cousin your going to fast...
My brother :what are u looking at. me: a mistake
Kid: Mom! You lied to me! Mom: when? Kid: you told me that my little brother was an Angel! Mom: Sooo? Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony? Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
I was tickling my step brothers balls and then it hit me why is he laughing
I read the brothers grim books, then I see a black figure reaping about. I realized someone has died. But I don't do anything about it. I continue to read and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:am, and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf he said on a special website
Yep f someone says to you” I can’t roast trash” say well some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother
Someone walks up to his dad and says Dad what’s the difference between potentiality and reality soo ok the dad says to the son go ask your mother sister and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for a $1,000,000 so the son comes back 5 minutes later and said dad they all said they would sleep with the postman so son petentilay we have a million dollars but in reality we have two slits and a gay one
Oh brother.
Guys can we change pride month to another month please my birthday is in june and im mot gay and my friends keep making fun of me i think we should change it to march because my brothers birthday is in march and thatd be funny
Man my brother has a tight buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
