Breaking Bad jokes

Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”

Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”

Condom: “Hahaha...”

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.