Breaking Bad jokes

Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.