Breaking Bad jokes

Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”

Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”

Condom: “Hahaha...”