Break Dance

Break Dance Jokes

Seizure

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Epilepsy

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

Fish

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

Goldfish

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.