friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
I said something in ur ear and then it echoed because of the size of ur forehead because ur brain small
Can u imagine what was the last thing that went through there brains
The knee caps
How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
Oooh, I fall apart Oooh, yeah, mmhmm She told me that I'm not enough, yeah And she left me with a broken heart, yeah She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain."
Putins Brain:
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doctor: I will deliver the baby right away Dad: I would the baby to have a liver
You tell your dad what one+one and he sad five you forgot that your dad brain is on the floor
Whats overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind
Why did my brother cross the road ? Because he was looking for his brain
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
I know the voices in my head aren't real but man so they have some good ideas
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child if you don't believe me I can pop my trunk
You should should go back into the abortion bucket maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
