Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan the result was 404...
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have ONE DOLLAR
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a REBATE
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches? No brain no pain.
Dont you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL
The brain named itself, and when the brain realised that it named itseld, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!