What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Boys Jokes
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.
When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
