What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
