Boys pants jokes
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Pants!
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.