What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart Shoppers"?
Boys pants are half off
Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
