Boys pants jokes
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.