Boy Jokes

Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?

While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.

What did the little boy say to the fat man?

How many Japs did you get?

A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit” girl says “who” boy goes “ my ass cheeks”

When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!

When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”

Did you here about pillsbery dough boy he died of a yeast infection

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair? Young Boy Never Walk again

A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f... altar boys

what do u call a cute boy with down syndrome. awwtistic

A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican not Mexicant."

Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said

“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.