Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
I have special needs and I was born with it
What do you call Anne born in May? A maybee
the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
Once upon a time the three baby was born I 2015 she was always cry for 2015 he loves her born date 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??
Why cant you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday
daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
u were born on the highway, thats where are all the accidents happen ;)
I was born on the moon. Yeah.. My mom was high and dad was down to earth.
I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny..... fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway
boy: i dead girl: is that why your so ugly? boy: no, i was just born this way
why are indians dark? because they are born and bred in chicken curry
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves. The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head". The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head". The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
son:Hey Dad why is my name Dick? Dad: Ohh because a dick fell on you when you were born. son: Ohhhhh so thats why im gay.
So a kid asks his dad, " Why was I born?" The dad replies, " I thought that girl was dead!"
What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”
When you were born your mother said, oh what a treasure, your father said, yeah let’s go burry it
When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”
