daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN

u were born on the highway, thats where are all the accidents happen ;)

I was born on the moon. Yeah… My mom was high and dad was down to earth.

Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday

Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday…

Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday 🤭

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

boy: i dead girl: is that why your so ugly? boy: no, i was just born this way

Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just f...ing with you, it was born dead”.

There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves. The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mother cow replies, “Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head”. The second calf walks up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?”, to which the mom replies “Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head”. The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

son:Hey Dad why is my name Dick? Dad: Ohh because a dick fell on you when you were born. son: Ohhhhh so thats why im gay.

So a kid asks his dad, " Why was I born?“ The dad replies, " I thought that girl was dead!”

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”

When you were born your mother said, oh what a treasure, your father said, yeah let’s go burry it

When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”

yo mama so old she was there when moses was born

A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, “Mom why is my name Rose?”

The mom responded, “Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head.”

The second one asks her, “Then why is my name Daisy?”

The mom chuckled and simply replied with, “When you were born, Daisy petals on your head.”

The last one said, “DUH DUR SURH!”

The mom said, “SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!”

a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just f...ing with you, it was born dead”.

I was born yesterday and I walked down memory lane, I fell over the edge