Boomerang jokes
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."