Boomerang jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.