Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? "Because he felt it in his bones?" No He read the weather app you idiot.
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs
Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a "Bone" condition
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
So my brother said we should start a band and I said I already had a band...so I gave him my band and said he was talking about music and I said well I do have a trum-bone ;)
Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you're pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁
Sans
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What's a skeletons favorite instrument THE EXYLO-BONE
What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
