Newest Body Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

You are so fat you are fatter than the fattest

When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards

What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.

Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick

My arms are just a diffrent texture pack compared to my body.

how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out

What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady apparently it’s “harassment!”

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer

I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma

I've been looking for my parents for years.for the life of me I can't remember where I hid their bodies

What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body

The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, “The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis.” 🥰

a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.