bob it, twist it, pull it, hit, turn it, twist it, slide it.
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
Me and billy bob the 1st billy bob the 2th and billy bob 4th jr were all in the twin towers
Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
billy bob like pinapple
bob is johnny ahgaaghahahahaha
what do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common. They're both filled with happy little accidents............
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?" Bob says, "Umm No-" Fred then says, "Ah okay then I won't spread it."
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed. Me: If your only counting me. 100%
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly but that is the invention of Bobsled peoples. And then Mark came in.
Bob y r u kicking the kids What it's not like they have a home to go to
bob: can I come to your house to meet your family orphan: I don't have a family
you are so fat bob the builder sad i cant fix it LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Bob the builder took one look at you and said “nah I can’t fix that”
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
you so ugly bob the bilder cat fix u
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*
Bob: Siri, call 666! *dialing noises* Bob: Hello? Bob's dad: Hi!
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today! Bob Weir: Where are you going? Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈