Bob jokes
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Hi, my name is Bob.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
you.
My life.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"