Bob

Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

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A man (ameenya sheed) text a nother man(bob) and said

"Hi im, ameenya sheed."

Bob" you not in my shed because i dont have one but i have a garage, i dont think your in there:

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob

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Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."