Board Game

Board Game Jokes

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!

“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”

“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”