Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Board Game Jokes
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”