Board Game

Board Game jokes

I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a Risk I was willing to take.

Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?

Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

Because they don't know what a full house is :(

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?

Because it looks like a kitchen floor.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.