Board Game jokes
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."
So we stopped playing chess.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.