Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Q: What is germany's favorite board game? A: nahtzee (yahtzee)
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? Cause they don't know what a full house is :(
why can't Americans play chess
because they're missing two towers
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why is a orphan favorite game monopoly? because it can actually buy a house
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
