Ollie jokes
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
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What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
like if you know someone that is emo.
Like if your best friend is emo.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...