Board Game jokes
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.