Blind kids jokes
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet... What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
