Blind Kids Jokes

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

How do you punish a blind kid?

Move to a new house.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Have you met Bofa?

Bofa deez blind kids!

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

How do you surprise a blind kid... put a plunger in the toilet

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny.

Here's why the chicken crossed the road...

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)