What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
i gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What do u call a blind kid with an eye patch an no arms, Names
ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
what do blind kids and orhans have n common? both cant see their parents
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
what do blind kids and orphans have in common
they both cant see there perants
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
