Blind kids jokes
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.