Blind kids jokes

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming

How are orphans and blind kids similar?

They both have never seen their parents :)

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

How do you punish blind kids?

Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...

What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.