What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
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How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him its a hairdryer.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer
Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
i gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dyer
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
I went up to the blind kid and said can u get that for me? and he said "I can't I'm blind" And so I said "I see"
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it’s a find a word😂😂
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand? “I ain’t reading all that.”
how does parents punish there blind kid they move the bed
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
