Blind kids jokes
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)