What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
