I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
a blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
How do you surprise a blind kid... put a plunger in the toilet
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
what do blind kids and orhans have n common? both cant see their parents
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Roses are red I'm off the grid
John Cena accidentally says you can't see me to blind kid
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
i told a blind kid “see you later”
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
ur mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
