BlessedBrian jokes

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!

"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.