BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE
I‘ve seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S personality
BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome then in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
If I found BlessedBrian’s jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM
