BlessedBrian jokes

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.