BlessedBrian jokes

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."

If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.