BlessedBrian jokes

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.