BlessedBrian jokes
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.