BlessedBrian jokes

Oxygen

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

Sense

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

Life

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Technology

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

Mop

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

Monday

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.

Life

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Opinion

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.