Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome then in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
