BlessedBrian Jokes

Secret

Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.

Day

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

Roast

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

Life

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Punchline

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

Sense

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

Mop

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

Technology

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

Opinion

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.

Life

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Monday

"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.