Bleeding

Bleeding jokes

Story

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

Rainbow

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Memes

Orphan

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Orphan

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Wound

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

Orphan

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Girl

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

WASP

God creates a wasp :)

God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.

Angel: okay... a bug.

God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.

Angel: weird.. but okay...

God: and give it wings.

Angel: eh, not half bad Go-

God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS

Angel: *shook* o-okay

God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.

Angel: . - .

God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*

Angel: *cries*

Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*

Community

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