How do you make an orphans Hands bleed. Tell him to clap until his parents come home
How to make a orphans feet bleed make them run in place until their parents get them
How do you get a orphans hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!!
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
God creates a wasp :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay... a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird.. but okay... God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: *shook* o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin* Angel: *cries* Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*
