So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
