Cleaning product jokes
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
nothing is wrong
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Bleach!
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.