Cleaning product jokes
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
nothing is wrong
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.