Cleaning product jokes

I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

New Windex ad:

You should get Windex for that dirty mind!

Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?

She wipes with a Brillo pad.

Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.