Cleaning product jokes

I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."

Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

New Windex ad:

You should get Windex for that dirty mind!

Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?

She wipes with a Brillo pad.

Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.