I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
