I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
