Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
BLEACH
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
why drink water and not bleach.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach and an deppresso expresso".
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink? the depressay expressay just kidding, bleach
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid
put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Cradles-By Sub Urban and watersharky Music Productions- I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities I see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleach Cross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep I love everything Fire's spreading all around my room My world's so bright It's hard to breathe but that's alright Hush Shh Tape my eyes open to force reality (oh no, no) Why can't you just let me eat my weight in glee? I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities Some days I feel skinnier than all the other days And some days I can't tell if my body belongs to me I love everything Fire's spreading all around my room My world's so bright It's hard to breathe but that's alright Hush Shh I wanna taste your content Hold your breath and feel the tension Devils hide behind redemption Honesty is a one-way gate to hell I wanna taste consumption Breathe faster to waste oxygen Hear the children sing aloud It's music 'til the wick burns out Hush Just wanna be care free lately, yeah Just kicking up daisies Got one too many quarters in my pockets Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket Untied laces, yeah Just tripping on daydreams Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
