Birthday

Birthday Jokes

Condom

When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)

Bday

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.

Clam

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!

Principal

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.

Prince

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

Prince Andrew

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

School

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

Fridge

I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.

Friend

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.

Party Pooper

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

Wig

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

Brother

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.