Me - What do you want to do for your birthday? Fiancé - I want to go somewhere I've never been before! Me - Well welcome to the Kitchen!!
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.
it was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her.I said a rope
when your rother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b day (* *)
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either
Why do candles 🕯 like birthdays?
Because they can get lit.
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What’s an orphans lest favorite event : there BRITHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
