What do you call an owl 🦉 with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do you call a white duck
A quacker
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
What does a bird say when it gets sick? I flu!
What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies... -/-/
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?
ill-eagle! 😂
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
What is a difference between a tree and a school? A school is for kids and a tree is for birds
Wat do you give a sick bird? Tweet-ment!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
what can fly? bird.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
What is the difference between a human and a bird 🦅? A bird can fly and a human can not fly
What time is it when dogs are an appointment ? Time to scream 😱
why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."
what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!
my bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD !
others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
