I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now to the assault rifle.
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white
Innocent
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown? Getting the water bill
Who is Bill Cosby’s favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Bill Cosby. (Bill Cosby who?) Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you get when you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
What do you call a movie with Arnold Scharwzenegger and Bill Cosby Predator
If rape was about power then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
My girlfriend is so stupid she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying a a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.