My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
