Bf jokes
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Memes
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Memes
dont do that shit to ur gf, im tryna give u a warning
THIS IS MY BF
When strict parents👍
Community
Hey ugliesssss it’s me Kayla ofc anyways I’m writing this cuz I would like to inform you all that I am officially gone? Eh that didnt sound as cool as I thought “I’m a legend thanos” anywaysssssss heh, I won’t be active for a little while cuz I’m being forced i apparently have a coconsussion not a bad one I just have to stay in a very dark room so my eyes are burning while I’m currently typing this but yea I just wan… Read more
question for a friend... Is it cheating/suspicious if your otp w your bf and friend, and he and your friend are talking about things he likes, but everytime you want to chime in or just talk to him, he acts extremely rude towards you then continues to talk to your friend, and then when you talk to him about it, he says that your being weird and overdramatic? i just need to know b4 giving her advice on what to do next.
What should I do I love my bf but Charlie wants me to ditch him I just let her kiss me and I regret it bc I feel like that's cheating