A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Why Did prices Dyana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a sheet belt.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
A cardboard belt is a waist of paper.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
whats adams biggest fear andy with a belt
a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts? -- A waist of your time...
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
What did the 0 say to the 8? -- Nice belt.
