Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the f*** out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels f***ing weird when I go and take a piss.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine đșđŠ
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
Itâs the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? âPut it on my bill.â
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you canât sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacherâs eyes crossed? She couldnât control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, âmini-sodaâ).
12. Why couldnât the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you canât use âbeef stewâ as a password. Itâs not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldnât you write with a broken pencil? Because itâs pointless.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
âA sped runner.â
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
