How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their BEATS
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
