Beat

Beat jokes

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because they could always count on their beats!

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?

Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Why don't rappers ever gamble?

Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.