Beat jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!