Beat jokes
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!