I did a walk today and had fun today I did not have to go get my kids and get my new house 🏠 was good today I had fun I did a walk today I had fun today but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car 🚘 was your night time is what time did
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car 🚘 I love 💕 you’re the night
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
My name
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Why did Stephen hawking die? His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall
I said to my pregnant wife push darling , come on push harder dear , no she wasn't giving birth the bloody car would not start .
When the police caught him stealing the batteries he got immediately charged !
What’s the only type of Batteries that they use in prisons? Durracell
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Why did Stephen Hawkins wife leave him...she was sick of buying triple A battery's
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
Everyone is saying about head and shoulders and that he never had a shower his batteries would have got wet
What where Stephens last words “battery low”
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
What's Stephen Hawkings favorite drug? Battery Acid
Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge
