What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player? A. Osama Bin Ballin
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole 🕳 from the men's locker room? too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:Hi I heard I could bounce some balls here?
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!!!!!!!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
