Basketball Player

Basketball Player Jokes

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?

Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆