Basketball Player

Basketball Player Jokes

Bus

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?

Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

Kid

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

Boat

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Glory Hole

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

Dad

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Kobe

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Ball

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

Game

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆

Kobe

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.