What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.