Basketball Player jokes

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.