Basketball Player jokes

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.