Basketball Player jokes

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!