Baseball Bat jokes
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What's brown and hurts your teeth? A chocolate? No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.